Qualifying Exam

Qualifying Exam

Congratulations! By coming to this page, you have already taken the first step in demonstrating that you are fully qualified for membership in TerminalStupidity.com!

Are you ready to start this test? Okay, that will earn you your first 10 points.

Are you ready for the next part of the test? Good... that's another 10 points. You are doing great!

Shall we continue? (If you just gave yourself another 10 points, too bad... that indicates that you have a little intelligence... erase those 10 points please)

Okay did you erase the 10 points? If so, that earns you another 10 points. See, you're not as smart as it seems.

When you tell a joke, do people look at you with a blank stare?

When somebody calls out, "Hey Stupid..." are you always the first to respond?

Do you always step forward when they ask for a volunteer?

Do you take stupid tests like this?

Do you have friends like us?

One question IQ test

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help see if you qualify:

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before holding the mouse button and dragging the cursor between the two words for the answer...

Highlight this area for answer >

He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."

<Answer is between the arrows

If you got this wrong -- please turn off your computer and call it a day.

I've got mine shutting down right now.

(You know you missed it too, so shut down your computer.)

Okay... if you did too well on this part of the Qualifying Exam, then go on to Part B and see if you can do worse. (If you couldn't figure out how to get to Part B, you are doing quite well... now... CLICK HERE!